Send this back
Have you noticed recently the amount of emails sent to you that ask you to reply if you are really a true friend. Hey pal, I know you but honestly speaking, you are not my friend!! If I could strike you off my friend list that would be one less person to send a Christmas card to.
Then there are the other emails that say if you don’t forward the email to others, a great misfortune will befall you. They give you this list of tragedies that happened to other people. Get a life dude!!
If you think you are my friend and want to send me an email, just send me a joke. I prefer McCain-Palin jokes! A good one will earn you a seasons greeting in return!